May 2013
meowrailsprite:
animatedcatastrophe:
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
wank0ff:
people that are allowed to like the bands i like:
me
people from the internet
ham-and-pineapple:
pizza:
mozzarella-cheese:
Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
rnedia:
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
thomas-tea:
how often do you find a person that admires your little weird habits, puts up with your shit, and still can say they like you at the end of the day?
harryedward:
i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me
servant-of-the-earth:
sandandglass:
My cellphone is basically just a clock sitting in my pocket because nobody contacts me
This is the most accurate thing ever.
death-and-girls:
I want you, you don’t understand how bad I want you, I want you to live here and I want to be able to hold you and kiss you and call you mine, I want to be with you but you and I will never be, I need you to want me like I want you
